Architect David Neff does it again in Westhampton Beach

We’re big fans of Hamptons/Connecticut/Florida architect David Neff around here. Rather than fight with the existing architectural style of a house, he works with it to update it and make the most of what’s there. Previously, he updated a dated contemporary with a fun retro Jetsons style; now he’s taken a French-style villa overlooking the golf course in Westhampton Beach and shucked off the 70s, making the place now modern, updated, light and fresh.

The house was previously quite—well, “dire” is the only word that comes to mind. There were nice parts, such as the two fireplaces and the patio with canopy

but the kitchen, for example, needed to be burned with fire.

And the “rustic” den was almost offensively ugly

while the living room was just too fusty, Mario-Buatta-80s for the Hamptons.

In came David Neff to save the day. Out went the fussy old fashioned draperies, the Louis XVI furniture, and the dated wallpaper, and in came white marble, a soothing blue-and-green color palette, and plenty of white paint.  We particularly like the restrained, modern use of pattern, such as the tiles behind the kitchen range and the wallpapered niches in the living room.

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Now the house is ready for a new family. It’s 3700 square feet with four bedrooms and four and a half baths, a good, manageable size. There’s also a lower level with a second laundry room, and there’s also a 700 square foot attic that can be converted for additional space. Repped by Aimee Fitzpatrick Martin at Saunders, the property is now asking $3.15 million. There’s 0.9 of an acre of land, with a gunite pool. And, best of all, there is nothing whatsoever to do.

Looking for a bolthole away from the city? This is a great option.

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Hey Hamptons billionaires, the (plastic) pitchforks are out

Image via Twitter/nychange 

Man, it’s hard to be a billionaire these days. It’s the summer of Covid, so you’re out at your oceanfront (or nonoceanfront, in the case of Bloomberg) Hamptons mansion, sitting on your solid gold throne, thinking about taking back the reins of your hedge fund, when a big rabble of the Poors shows up wielding pitchforks. (Sorry, guys, we may have given out your addresses.)

We have to admit, the pitchforks are a nice touch. We personally would have carried a burning torch, as in all the best revolts, but maybe the fire department frowns on that. Yesterday, about 200 people chanted “Tax the rich, not the poor!” outside of Bloomberg’s Southampton home, which he bought in 2011 for $20 million. Given that Ballyshear is 35 acres, who knows if Bloomberg heard them or if he was even there.

That said, the protestors have a point. Wealth inequality is a growing problem in the United States and Covid-19 is only making it worse. Working class people can’t just conduct Zoom meetings at home during this pandemic. The stock market is thriving, the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. Lines at food banks are depressingly long and the unemployment rate is 11.1% today. Taking the rage out on individual people (who may not have even been home) isn’t necessarily fair, but this is a serious issue that our elected officials would be wise to listen to this November.

And remember what John Ball said back in 1381–though he got his head stuck on a pike on London Bridge for his trouble:

When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman? From the beginning all men by nature were created alike, and our bondage or servitude came in by the unjust oppression of naughty men.

What do you think? Let us know in the comments.