Cheer up, folks, summer is almost over! Although as far as we can tell, few of the city people are going back anyway, so get ready to stand on line just to get into the IGA for a few more months!
To distract yourself, take a look at the trailer for the next unbearable local reality series, “Million Dollar Beach House.” We’re thinking of printing up bingo cards and/or a drinking game to accompany the series. That is, if we make it past episode 1, which we usually don’t.
Excited yet? Us neither! As an actual local agent sniped at us, “They were calling other people’s exclusives and telling sellers, ‘Switch to us and we will get you on our TV show.’ They even took my seller to lunch. Everyone hates them.”
“Million Dollar Beach House” starts August 26 on Netflix.
Looks appalling. Not even interesting and appalling. I’d love to see the houses though. If they actually show the houses.